smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

sing like a pro in da shower

Vote for the other guy

fall asleep in the shower.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

I meow when my cat meows.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.