Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.