Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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My parents are annoying.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.