Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.