Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

call someone by a siblings name.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.