Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Pee in the shower

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I can't trill my R's

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Eat ice by itself

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.