Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I meow when my cat meows.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.