Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.