Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.