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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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I like to eat the crust on pizzas
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.