Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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My parents are annoying.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.