sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.