It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.