When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.