im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.