Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Play Minecraft

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.