Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

chewing icecream before you swallow it

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.