When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.