when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.