When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Poop naked.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.