when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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being super bored at shool

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.