Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Made after doomsday plans

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.