Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Vote for the other guy

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.