Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.