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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

laziness .... its all in the mind

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.