I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.