Made after doomsday plans

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Take baths

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.