When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.