Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.