outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I always think I have special powers

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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being super bored at school

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.