never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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being super bored at school

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.