I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Pee in the shower

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.