- Things You Think Only You Do

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

sing like a pro in da shower

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

This song will not come out of my head!

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.