When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Tear up when I poop

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I never feel bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.