I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.