right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.