Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

listen to madonnas new album

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.