Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.