- Things You Think Only You Do

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.