Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I read the down voted posts

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.