When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.