....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.