- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

the power to regenerate your appendix

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.