Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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fap

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.