When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.