I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.