- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.