I cant ride a bike

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Being fat

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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i masturbate with my feet

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.