when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.