Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Smoking in the shower.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.