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make south park refferences every day
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.