Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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fap

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.