Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.