Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Being fat

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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make south park refferences every day

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.