I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.