Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Mayada stupid

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I scratch and sniff.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I mean Diana Ross.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.