Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.