The older I get the more honest I get

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I mean Diana Ross.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.