turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Smoking in the shower.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.