only read the short jokes on this website

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

fap

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Only use the left earphone.

Sitting down in the shower

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.