log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I scratch and sniff.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.