- Things You Think Only You Do

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Sleep with pillow between legs

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.