I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.