- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Smoking in the shower.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.