Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.