Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.