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I read the down voted posts
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.