When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Justin Beiber is a woman

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.