watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.