jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.