Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.