- Things You Think Only You Do

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I think Frozen is an overrated film

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.