When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I was the real Stig...

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.