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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Mayada stupid
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.