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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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I hold my breath in elevators
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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I cant ride a bike
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.