Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I mean Diana Ross.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.