- Things You Think Only You Do

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

The older I get the more honest I get

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.