Love feet. like LOVE feet.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I **** with no hands.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I have a phobia of incest

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.