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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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I was the real Stig...
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.