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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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I mean Diana Ross.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.