Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

fap

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Only use the left earphone.

Sitting down in the shower

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

I **** with no hands.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.