Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.