- Things You Think Only You Do

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I scratch and sniff.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.