Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I hold my breath in elevators

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.