Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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i masturbate with my feet

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.