I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Justin Beiber is a woman

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.