play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.