I mean Diana Ross.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Smoking in the shower.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.