- Things You Think Only You Do

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

only read the short jokes on this website

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

fap

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Only use the left earphone.

Being fat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.