I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

thumb_up thumb_down -35

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

thumb_up thumb_down -39

only read the short jokes on this website

thumb_up thumb_down -43

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Sitting down in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

thumb_up thumb_down -61

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -67

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.