Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.