- Things You Think Only You Do

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.