I read the down voted posts

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.