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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Smoking in the shower.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.