- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.