I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

listen to madonnas new album

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Only use the left earphone.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Being fat

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.