standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.