If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I scratch and sniff.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.