When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.