Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I **** with no hands.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.