Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.