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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.