The older I get the more honest I get

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Mayada stupid

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.