Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.