Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Do somthing only you do

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.