Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.