Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Ur mum

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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fap

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.