Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I have a phobia of incest

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.