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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Mayada stupid
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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I scratch and sniff.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.