Smoking in the shower.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.