I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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listen to madonnas new album

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Only use the left earphone.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Being fat

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.