Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.