- Things You Think Only You Do

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.