Being fat

thumb_up thumb_down -60

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

I have autofocus in my eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

thumb_up thumb_down -76

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

thumb_up thumb_down -88

Put my hands together the 'other' way

thumb_up thumb_down -100

The older I get the more honest I get

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

thumb_up thumb_down +19

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.