When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.