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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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fap
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.