I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I cant ride a bike

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Being fat

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

i masturbate with my feet

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.