- Things You Think Only You Do

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.