- Things You Think Only You Do

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Picking my nose.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.