i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.