Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

listen to madonnas new album

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.