When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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My parents are annoying.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.