when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.