Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

I don't read the terms of service.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Look at my poop before flushing

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.