I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Justin Beiber is a woman

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.