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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.