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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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Smoking in the shower.
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Only use the left earphone.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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Sitting down in the shower
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.