Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.