HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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make south park refferences every day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I was the real Stig...

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I have a phobia of incest

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Mayada stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.