Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Thinking your life is a movie...

try to give your friends spirit animals

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.