The older I get the more honest I get

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Sleep with pillow between legs

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.