Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.