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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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i masturbate with my feet
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.