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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.