get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.