I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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fap

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.