Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I scratch and sniff.

Do somthing only you do

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.