Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Being fat

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.