- Things You Think Only You Do

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I was the real Stig...

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.