- Things You Think Only You Do

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Justin Beiber is a woman

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.