- Things You Think Only You Do

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.