Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.