- Things You Think Only You Do

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I used to eat bath bubbles

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.