When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Justin Beiber is a woman

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.