Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Mayada stupid

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I scratch and sniff.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I mean Diana Ross.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.