- Things You Think Only You Do

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Smoking in the shower.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.