After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.