I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.