i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.