I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.