Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I hold my breath in elevators

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Courtesy flush.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.