- Things You Think Only You Do

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Use my phone to see what time it is

I hit the frig after sex

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I scratch and sniff.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.