- Things You Think Only You Do

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.