Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.