- Things You Think Only You Do

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Only use the left earphone.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

i masturbate with my feet

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.