- Things You Think Only You Do

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.