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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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I scratch and sniff.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.