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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.