Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.