- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Sitting down in the shower

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.