Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.