I hold my breath in elevators

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I don't read the terms of service.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.