- Things You Think Only You Do

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.