Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.