I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.