- Things You Think Only You Do

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.