i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Being fat

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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k. everyone

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.