Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.