- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

k. everyone

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.