When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I chew my ice cream.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.