When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.