- Things You Think Only You Do

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.