never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.