Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Courtesy flush.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.