I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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humiliating little girls

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I cant ride a bike

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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blink

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.