Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.