I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.