I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.