When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.