I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.