When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.