Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Be a loner at school

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.