While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.