Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.